Cool
Thank you
My admiration
Oh yes, he said you knocked him out
Oh, that
Was it true? You guess
You used to be a big brother
But you are born-again
Born-again? I had a resurrection?
Cool...
Thank you
What are you coming in for? What are you doing?
Who are you?
What is it?
Mrs Ming, who is she?
She is Old Hen's relative
I meant to tell you downstairs
She is staying here for the time being
Yuk, my son, Tin
I have seen him before, l...
Really?
I am sorry
I didn't mean to
But you know, it is dark here and the door is unlocked
It was that Shui's fault
Shui
I told you to fix the lock but you wouldn't do it
My fault again?
The door is always like this
Nothing had happened
Forget it...just a misunderstanding
You want to use the toilet?
It is all right, I can go downstairs
Luckily you were just washing clothes
Or it would have been embarrassing
What are you doing here at the middle of the night?
Don't be so nosy, go to sleep
You are not washing underpants, are you?
Just go
Can I take a pee first?
You really are washing underpants
Master Ho, I don't want to be in a cast
Don't worry, we bonesetters don't use cast
Then what is this?
Different situation calls for different measure
Could you please be more gentle?
It hurts
You hold it
Just hold it...hold it
Madam
I am going to reset your joint
You just bite on it, it takes only a moment
What is the noise?
Dismantling the building?
Yuk, what are you doing?
I was about to reset my patient's joint
You scared the hell out of her
Oh no...
Quiet...
Master Ho
Master Ho, my arm can move now
Really? Let me see it
I am really good...
Two dollars of bean sprout Yes...
Mom, take another board of tofu here
Sure, coming...
How naughty of you
To kiss me in board daylight, really
You crazy? What did you say?
It has been so long
I thought you would not come again
Kidding, one day is as long as three years
You have not heard of the saying?
Come on...44...66...44
66...44...centaur...66...
Don't fight with me, this one on me
I always come here to get fresh... tofu pudding for free
And soybean milk too, it is not right
You are flirting with my daughter again?
Morning, Sis
You look good today
You flirt with the young and the old
But you sure is a charmer
I mean what I say
Just save it
What do you like to have today? My treat
Iced tofu pudding
One is not enough
Two bowls the most
Or I can't finish them
All right, two bowls
Sis, don't let me get in your way
Thank you
Tuck in
Thank you
It sure if fun getting fresh...tofu this way
Two tables for mahjong? Sure, no problem
Why are you here?
Mrs Ming has gone to the bank
She asked me to help out
Can you do it?
It is relatively quiet at this hour
Really, Cousin
You have barely clocked two hours And now you are off?
Traffic jam, just stuck on the road
From Kwun Tong to Yau Tong
And my car hit a slope And fell into the sea
Fell into the sea?
Figuratively speaking
Figuratively
Brother Ming, give me a piece of cake
Brother Ming, a piece of cake, please
You dared to take a nap? Want a good beating up?
Let me ask Brother Tin to fire you
See if you dare
We are two of a kind, how rich
It is for the sake of Uncle Hoi my cousin-in-law
Or I would have quit a long time ago
Rascal... What did you say?
You want to quit? Go eat shit
Forget it
Kong Ming, go tidy up
You hear it? Go tidy up
Uncle Hoi, give me a piece of cake
Cake? Sold out
Welcome, how many of you?
Who is the boss here?
Gentlemen, I am the boss, what is it?
Sit down
Boss, brisk business
Good fortune and safe and sound
What does it mean?
You are doing business
Friendliness is conducive to business success
Right, Boss?
Yes, friendless is conducive to business success
So you want money, how much?
Very straightforward
Why give money to him? Show them
Who protects you?
No one, we have no protector, no
No protector
Here's 1000 dollars, enjoy yourselves
Big Brother, he looks down on us
Just 1000 dollars
1000 dollars? You take us as beggars?
10000 dollars
What? 10000 dollars for a potted plant
What if you take a tree here? We have to give you 100 million dollars?
Mind your words
Don't get upset...it is our fault
You three come here
1000 dollars is not enough
Tin
2000 dollars more, 3000 dollars in total
Enjoy yourselves
Actually, since this is both our turf
I don't mind giving you a discount
But this dude here is too cheeky
I just can't take it
Then what do you want?
Not much
He just has to say sorry
What?
Say sorry, it is English, hear it?
In African it is drop dead!
What did you say?
No...cut it out...let me say for him
Sorry, sorry
No, he has to say it himself
Brother, don't push it too far
I have given you face already
What? I need you tell me what to do?
Who do you think you are?
If this dude won't say sorry
You listen, don't push it too far
Cut it out
Take the money and go
Or I can't tell what will happen
Big Brother, he is threatening us
Threatening us?
Fine, threatening us
I just want to see what will happen
Brothers Yes
Help him with the renovation Yes
Let us go
Dude, be careful, we will be back
Bye BYE
What is going on?
Mrs Ming, you are back
Ti n, what happened?
Nothing... no big deal
Just a few broken things Just some tidying up to do
No big deal? Brother Tin I really don't get it
What do you don't get?
But I get it
It is called the revenge of the gangland
Mind your words
Our club has no feud with others
Sister, the club doesn't, but your son does
Otherwise, why no one comes to trash my bonesetter clinic
Tin, should we call the police?
No...just some stuff got broken
We can tidy it up ourselves
Freeze! Police
Kai, that's quick
Who called the police? I did
Quite a scene here
Brother Tin, which gang has you ruffled
That they came to settle the score
Sir, no kidding
You asked me, whom should I ask?
Hold it
We have not taken statements yet
Don't touch anything in the scene
Sir, I don't want to pursue it
But you have called the police
We have to book it
Kidding?
Brother Tin, you should be very familiar with the process
Please go to the police station with us for statement
No problem
Tea some time Sure...
So the three men came with a potted cactus
And wished you brisk business
Then you said...
Sir, I can read
Just let me read it
And sign for it
Then I can go, right?
Let me see the statement
Kai Sir, how is it?
The three men then...
What kind of men?
Mentally ill? Junkies? Or gay guys?
You have to be specific, ask for details
He was holding a potted cactus
See, potted cactus?
There are Brazilian cactus South African cactus
Chinese cactus, and flowering cactus
You didn't ask what kind it was
Kai Sir
Just save it
And more, a civic-minded citizen just called
There are discrepancies between Your versions
So I have to retake your statement
Look and learn, get up
Get up
Sir, I really don't have the time
I don't have the time either
Sir, could I use the grey phone on this black desk?
Thank you
Mrs Ming
Yes, you just listen
Ask the civic-minded citizen in our house
To stop
Or I won't be able to go home for dinner
Yes...
That's it
Statement again?
Carry on
Kai Chun
lam giving that dude a hard time
That's it for this time
Or my sister will flare up
Bye...
Sir, what now?
Can I go now?
I really can go now?
You want me to treat you to night snacks?
Thank you
Tin, you fixed it? Fixed what?
The lid handle
Mrs Ming, I am tied up downstairs
How could I find time to fix it?
It couldn't be Shui, then who did it?
I fixed it
You? Thank you, Yuk No thanks at all
It was inexpensive I bought it a dry goods store
Let me pay you back
No, you don't have to
I have brought you a lot of inconveniences You have not charged me either
Let me taking it out for you Thank you
My pleasure Be careful
Now I am getting jealous
Now we are at it, Yuk is very helpful
What? Just a lid handle and you are bought?
Biu Sir taught me the ropes
Who didn't know Biu Sir in Western District?
Kai, come on
It was ages ago, don't drag it up
Why not?
Biu Sir has handled many big cases
The 1973 armoured car heist
More than 20 shots were fired in the gunfight, you know
You know about it?
Yes, I have heard of it in the police academy
Kai, you are a big shot now
You are lucky
You can learn your ropes from him
Lucky indeed
You two have to look after me
Don't stand on ceremony
Oh yes, Biu Sir
Where are you stationed?
I now run my Ho Ying Biu Bonesetter Clinic
Biu Sir is no longer a cop
He has another career
Ho Ying Biu Bonesetter Clinic Have you heard of it?
Yes, I have
I can't be a cop anymore
Because I was set up
What is the first rule of a cop? You know it?
Uphold justice, protect the people
No, you are wrong
It is not to get hit on the head from behind
I was hit on the head from behind
And my future was ruined, son
Biu Sir, just pretend it wasn't him
Or it will be hard to live under the same roof with him
How can I pretend it wasn't him?
It was him, there's no mistake about it
Biu Sir, just let go
You know there is no revenge for it
As you said
It was ages ago
I owed him in your previous life
I have to repay him in this one
What is even worse, we are relatives
Now let us not talk about the unhappy things
Let us go for a massage and have fun
I am not going
You really will give up so much for you wife?
May be you are right
I go by myself then...
Well, you know
It is not good for the body and it means money
But you can't skip it entirely
Right...
Just do it with moderation
Get it?
Yes...Biu Sir is right
Kit please Kit who?
Sorry, no Kit here, wrong number
Is it for me?
You are Kit?
I am sorry
It was from my family
You should have asked before hanging up
You can call your family
I can't
Miss Yuen, l...forget it
The floor is wet, where is the mop?
Just leave it to me
You are our guest, let me do it
You don't have say so
Even if you didn't say it I would mop it up
Let me do it
Don't you get me wrong
That's not what I meant
Hello?
Hello, yes...
Brother Tin?
That cool?
Tin, Brother Tin is in the swimming pool
What? He is so ill
Why isn't him resting in his room?
Brother Tin
Tin
Uncle Yin
Tin
This crappy trick
It must be Uncle Hoi's idea
Tin, it may be a crappy trick
But it still works, so it is a good trick
You really will only see me
When I am really bedridden?
Of course not
Wait for me in the living room
Let me change first
Sure
The young nowadays are different
In the old days only father beating up the kid
Now kids would beat up their old men
What are you talking about?
He is talking about the good old days
Other than that, he has no topics
Tin
How come you are full of paint?
We are renovating
Tin, so business is good, smart
If business is good
Why bother to do it yourself?
Just hire people to do it
Not some major renovation
We can do it ourselves
Not because of troublemakers?
No, nothing of that sort
Fine if you don't want to tell me
I will know what I want to know
There are so many satellites
Master, have some ginseng tea
No ginseng tea
Have a drink with me
You really shouldn't drink
It is not good for health
See
I have hired a warden
Well, you can fire me
Firing you means severance pay
lam such a miser
Tin, see, when you are here
He is happy and talkative
Uncle Hoi
Let us not get in the way
Let them have a good chat
Tin
You realize you have not come to see me for two months?
I have been busy
What do you like to have?
Let me
Busy is just an excuse
You don't want to have anything to do with me
Like Hoi said
The time has changed
Uncle Yin
You know I Ming Tin is not such kind of person
All right, come on, cheers
How's business? Not bad
Actually I envy you
You have got onshore
And I still have to row hard in the sea
No one plays it anymore, what a waste
Such a big house, and there is only me
You know how lonely I am
Don't worry
I will come to see you whenever I have time
You said it
You don't have to avoid Johnson
I said it
It can't be, it must be here
I have seen it
Don't tell me I've got it wrong
See, I said I have seen it before
I know I have seen it before
Aunt...
What now?
It looks like there was a world war here
Aunt, have a look
See?
It was true, look
1.8 million dollars
I told you, it was true
Look, I was right
ls dinner ready?
Almost
You were not asked to stay for dinner?
What are you talking about?
What a mess here
Don't tell me the man wasn't you
I saw you get in ET888
What?
OnTV
Who is singing the Siren? Mrs Ming
Mrs Ming
Look
Who is the one singing the Siren?
What? What did you say?
Who is the singer?
That...it is Anita Mui
No, look more carefully, it is Alvina Kong
Alvina Kong?
Really
It really is Alvina Kong
How come they look so similar?
No wonder we say spitting image
Right
Shui, you got it wrong
You two are playing the duet
Are we?
Son, this is called shutting you up
That's why I always say When there is smoke there is fire
All right
But I still have the evidence in black and white
Tycoon won car plate ET 888 with a 1.8 m bid
Look
What is this?
It is worn and torn
And you could still find it
Because you and I are not ordinary people
Just whisper to me
What is your relationship with Man Lap Yin?
What relationship?
It can't be a romantic one
I just worked for him
Your father has not told you?
If it were that simple
He wouldn't have sent his ET 888 to pick you up
Come on, son, he won't tell you
He has his unspeakable reason
No use asking
Pa, stop interrupting
I was helping you
Brother Tin
I believe you are an upright and straight man, chivalrous
Have no regard for money
You will not have any unspeakable reason
Why don't you use this hard to find opportunity to say it out
And shut my pa up
That will be easy
A drumstick will do the trick
I won't say no
Tuck in
Yes
Hold on
Miss Yuen, your call
Thank you
speaking
Sure, I am immediately available
Thank you
Yuk, you have found a job?
Yes
What is it?
Clerical work
That's good
You have some fried chicken set?
Yes, try it, our latest attraction
All right
Thank you
Just tuck in, don't play here
Come on
I told you not to be so naughty
See what you have done
I am sorry It is all right
Brother Tin
You know how absent-minded Uncle Hoi was?
He mistook the glue for paint
And painted the stove with it
Really? That's bad
Right, how embarrassing
Sister Yuk, you are back
Please, could you take the ketchup to Uncle Hoi in the kitchen? Thank you
Really, why you had to mention ketchup?
But it was ketchup
You don't understand
Kong Ming
Mrs Ming, you are back
Luckily I bumped into Shui
Or I couldn't have got a taxi
Thanks, Cousin
My pleasure...
What now?
Come in...
What are you doing? What do you want?
Is Brother Tin here?
Brother Tin of course is here
Brother Tin...
What is it?
What?
Brother Tin, we come to say sorry
We come to offer our apology
Yes, Brother Tin
There are a fruit basket and a pot of kumquat
We wish you brisk business and good fortune
Yes, Brother Tin, we were ignorant
We are sorry indeed, Brother Tin
Yes...
Now you are scared?
Brother Tin, you are generous
Please take the kumquat
I think you are mistaken
What happened to you?
Got beaten up for mistaken identity?
Brother Tin, no kidding
Yes, we didn't know who you were last time
Please forgive us our mistake
Now we are at it We are just making a living
Live and let live, right?
Yes...
Brother Tin, thanks for you teaching
Brother Tin is right
Thank you...
Just put it down
Brother Tin, we have to bid you goodbye
Come to play mahjong when you are free
Good business... Thank you
Brother Ti n, goodbye...
Thank you...
Go...
Brother Tin
Kamen Rider
What? What rider?
Kamen Rider
You are an ordinary guy when I am watching
But when my back is turned
You become invisible and go out to uphold justice
What a good cover
Shui, it was mistaken identity
You heard it or not?
Right...
If you see me as your brother
You tell me who are your Big Brother?
My big brother?
Ming Tin (tomorrow)'s big brother?
It is Today
Have some fruit
Fruit, grapes, oranges
Sister Yuk, what do you like?
Let me get it for you
No, thanks
Save it for Today's kid brother
Brother Tin
Come to see Uncle Yin? Yes
We have to go out See you
Uncle Yin
Uncle Hoi
Tin
I knew you would come
I am peeling fruit for you
You do it for me? I am not worthy
I knew you would come to see me in this couple of days
Oh yes, Uncle Yin
Those dudes
It was right to teach them a lesson
But didn't have to go that far
Your bonesetter uncle's business is not that good
They have not gone to him?
How come you know so much about me?
I told you
What I want to know I will know
No more talking
Let us go upstairs for chess Sure
Master, Lau's car can't go out
Because Mr Ming's car...
I am sorry, my car has broken down
Let me fix it first
You don't have to go
Ask Sum to take care of it
Oh yes, tell him not to get in from the driver's side
The door doesn't work
You still won't get a new car?
You covet my car?
Your antique car should be put in a safe box
Right, Brother Tin
A safe box this big, think about it
Uncle Hoi
You want to go to my uncle for bonesetting treatment?
I just asked you to think about it only
What's wrong with it?
Let us go to our chess. Come on
Don't you even think about it
Ma Siu Ling, where an thou?
I am Wong Siu Fu, a great hero...
It can't be hurried, take it easy...
What is so sneaky?
I heard noises I come out to see who is back
Well, it's me
Excuse me
Bringing a man here so soon?
Now go back, or Pa will become suspicious
Chap, leaving so early?
Sir, how many of you, who is your favourite
Stop it...
Just stop it...
How dare you steal in front of me Wong Siu Fu?
What about you?
If only everyday were worshipping day
Don't worry, my lips are sealed
Don't be so impatient
Yuk, get me the paper offering
What are you two doing there?
He steals food from the table
How dare you steal in front of Wong Siu Fu? Look
Mrs Ming Thank you
You are welcome
Yuk
You have not told me
But I knew it concerns a man
That's why you dare not go home
But you can't let it drag on
Ask the man to come up some day
Let us find out a way
Aunt, what are you talking about?
Mrs Ming, what are you talking about?
What? I mean the man who sneaked up here today
That's my mother
You were not here, so I didn't tell you
Your mother?
I have said nothing, nothing
I won't be here to very long
Yuk, that's not what I meant
Right, we care about you only
Because you are a girl
And you won't go home, why?
Why what?
Shui, read it to me
What now? Amitabha...
Namo Amiduopoye. Duotaqieduoye Duodiyeta, shredded pork chow mien
So difficult, I really can't read it
See, we all have our difficulties
Thank you, Aunt
You really get it?
Ho Siu Ying
Congratulations, you are fully recovered
You don't have to come anymore
Thank you
This patient is not as lucky
He went to that Ho Ying Biu bonesetter
And only came to me when it was totally botched up
There's nothing I can do
He will be like that all his life
There's nothing I can do either
Pa, I told you not to go to the bonesetter
Now look what have become of you
Nurse, registration
What is your name? Cheung Wah Shing
Cheung Wah Shing
These western doctors are cocky!
Who says I am a quack bonesetter?
Master Ho
Who is it? Coming...
Brother Wing, come in...
What is it? What can I do for you?
This brother of mine has twisted himself
Sit down...
How do you feel?
Wing Brother Tin
What is it?
Probably a dislocated joint
He was bruised from the shots the doctor gave him
Dislocated joint is no big deal
My uncle is good at it
Wing once had a broken arm
Uncle fixed it for him, right?
Even stronger than before
Show him
Don't look, just relax...
Hello? yes...
It is done
Now in the bonesetter clinic
Well? Young Master is good to you?
OK, he trusts me
But not as good as you were
How are your wife and the kids?
They are fine, thank you
Come visit us when you are free
I am tied up
I have to take care of everything in the club
I have fixed it for you
You just be careful
Cousin-in-law
Uncle Hoi has made red bean sweet soup
He asks if you want some
I am seeing patient, I don't have the time
Why didn't you just call?
You don't have to come up?
I come here to get some sugar
Let me save a bowl for you
And one for Tin
You want it?
Red bean sweet soup? My favourite
No seafood, don't forget
For beauty Sacrificing everything for beauty
Beautiful, all girls want to be beautiful
Would you please stop it?
Beauty, all boys want to marry a beauty
Beautiful, as beautiful as Miss Hong Kong
You just stop it!
Stop it? Why?
Your singing is just awful
Awfully good or awfully bad
It depends on your appreciation
Moreover, this is my car
Listen, I have the right to sing here, Miss
I pay you fare, I don't have to suffer this
This is uncultivated, Miss
What did you say?
Just kidding
Kidding? What's there to kid about?
Why are you going this way?
Traffic jam over there
This way saves you time
Traffic jam?
It is up to you to say anything
Let me tell you
I usually pay 22 dollars for this route
I won't pay a cent more
Miss, this is unreasonable
Come again
22.2 dollars please, Miss
Miss, do you have... No
Joe, write it down for me
The taxi number is BY 6169
I am getting off
I am worried the driver may run me over
Miss, 79.8 dollars, please count
7788 calling
I just put down a lady in Broadcast Drive
She wears a black suit and silver belt
And a croc brooch
What are you doing?
I am worried that I may be killed
I have to make sure who the killer is
You just drop dead! I have jotted down you number
I too recognize your croc
You stinking driver
I have quite a few lizards at home
You want to get a mate for yours?
You drop dead...
Thank you!
Now I can be off
C Croc
8 again?
Not you, uncle
Mr Ming, try it first
You will like it
No, thanks, please take it back to Mr Man
Just try it
But...you have made it difficult for me
Mr Ming, if you don't want it
Mr Man will not be happy
And we will lose this deal
I will be scolded by my boss
Not merely that, he may even fire me
It is bad for everyone involved
You just sign for it and make it easy for us
So you are good, I am good, everyone good
It is so simple, please, just sign it
Don't make it difficult for him
Indeed, Mr Ming
Come on, brother
Brother, thank you indeed
Just sign for it
Please sign for it...
Thank you, Mr Ming
It is hot, wipe your sweat
Thank you, Mr Ming
The receipt
If there is anything wrong with the car Just call me
But I don't think there is anything wrong with it
Tea some time
Thank you, Mr Ming
Thank you
Wipe the sweat
Sure...thank you
Take the whole pack Thank you
Sure, thank you
Tea some time...
Thank you, tea some time
Thank you
Tea some time
Now I know you really don't have to know the tycoons
So long as they know you
So you still won't tell?
If you have nothing to do with Man Lap Yin
Whatever you want to say I can't control it
Then let us take a ride
Don't get in my way
I have to return it
What? Such a gorgeous car
Robert Redford has a gorgeous face too
Why not put it on your head?
I don't mind
But you good enough for it?
Right, Robert Redford not good enough for me
But still, why waste it?
Let me have some fun
You really want to drive it?
I don't ask for eternity
Just a moment being together
All right then
Return it to Mr Man for me
You just tell him
I appreciate his generosity but I can't take it
And not a word more, get it?
From here to there
It can't be more than 90 minutes
I will call there to check
Don't you go anywhere else
My brother, trust me
90 minutes
More than enough (or a trip to Sal Kung
My brother
I will let you show off all your potentials
My brother
Brother Shui
Brother Shui, what a cool car
You think so?
I am going to return it for Brother Tin
You are busy? I won't get in your way
Give me a lift
Just the market in next block
Cool
Let's go!!